Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.