whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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