Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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