she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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