she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't deserve a penis
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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