Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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