so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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