after a month anything with tits is on the radar
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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