I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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