: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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