i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He did a backflip because drugs
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