no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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