What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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