I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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