A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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