i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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