This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
