yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
