can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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