only if we run a train.
done.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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