im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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