Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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