in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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