so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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