is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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