I love black thongs
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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