If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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