So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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