you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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