The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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