he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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