the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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