I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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