I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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