Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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