Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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