They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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