end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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