I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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