I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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