Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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