do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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