his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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