Buhtt sex?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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