he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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