Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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