i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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