Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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