Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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