She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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