Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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