Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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